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I make music. I make people laugh. I do neither on purpose. @mikefalzone

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rocketrictic:

That’s their job as a human being

Incredibly honored to be art! Thank you “rocket” !
caseyisaface:

I bought Mike Falzone’s book for myself as an early Christmas gift. I laughed, I cried, I lost and then regained ten pounds! If you’re old enough to swear, I recommend it.

These make my heart feel good. THANK YOU! 
And just so we are clear, is this JOHN GREEN calling my book awesome? Because that would be ok by me. 

Just had a great conversation with @at_content ! We are working on a way to get you paid when you help me promote my book!

“Never Stop Shutting Up”  - by Rob Dobi

There are only 10 hours left to order my book!

My book’s first review! This lovely English girl is one of the first people to read my book, and she was kind enough to review it for you! My review is at 3:03. Reserve your copy today here:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mikefalzone/never-stop-shutting-up-a-book-of-advice-and-other

Thank you Ophelia!