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I make music. I make people laugh. I do neither on purpose. @mikefalzone

Siri, call Carly Rae Jepsen…maybe. 

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"358 days out of the year, I don’t give a shit about sharks."
— Michael C. Falzone
- FEEL_SO_CLOSE_YOUNG_COVER
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Feel so Close // When You Were Young - Calvin Harris & The Killers mashup by Mike Falzone and Craig D’Andrea

My book’s first review! This lovely English girl is one of the first people to read my book, and she was kind enough to review it for you! My review is at 3:03. Reserve your copy today here:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mikefalzone/never-stop-shutting-up-a-book-of-advice-and-other

Thank you Ophelia!

I wish I could go back to 1993 and tell young Mike Falzone that, “In 2012 you’ll be sending a book that you wrote to David Copperfield.”  

Mike Falzone
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“Boob Cake” - Craig’s List Prank Call

I am a Child Of The 90’s! (by @mikefalzone)

Classic “Street Fighter” low blow. 
Photo by Steve Walter. 

Classic “Street Fighter” low blow. 

Photo by Steve Walter. 

Sometimes David Copperfield favorites your tweets (?)

Sometimes David Copperfield favorites your tweets (?)