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tessaviolet:

So i thought i might try something new and compose a song on ukulele and i wanted it to be a cute love song that went like “here’s a song on ukulele i’m sorry i’m not very good at ukulele but i love you blah blah blah” but then i remembered that i’m not very good at ukulele so here’s the best i could do.

(via tessaviolet)

OH COOL! A NIGHTMARE MACHINE! 

(Source: staceythinx, via b00tysensation)

Thank you tyler!
I just read this. I put out “Fenway” yeeeeeeears ago. This make me smile a lot. 
Yesterday was Monday, which means there is a new (totally free) episode of “Welcome To The Podcast” which is a Podcast where me and CoffeeGirl talk about things like Twitter liars, Battle Sh*ts, and Chunk Peanut Butter.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-7-liars-battle-sh*ts/id621397862?i=159653081&mt=2

Want to buy tickets for this years Ordinary Tour? WELL CLICK ON THIS

toddlythetoad:

Go to the tour website to see who’s gonna be performing and buy tickets!

WHO AM I HANGING OUT WITH ON TOUR!?

(via exceptionallyordinarytour)

Why We Think Saying Goodbye Is Important (by @mikefalzone) (by mikefalzone)

fuckyeahmikefalzone:

Ideal Body Type

labyrinthiantumbls:

Mike Falzone and Olan Rogers together is the recipe for happiness. Fact.

Why is there a bench here? Who needs a break after returning a shopping cart?