I make music. I make people laugh. I do neither on purpose. @mikefalzone

A video in which I speak to my future daughter about dating.

Is it me, or have I seen this somewhere before?

sottolestelleforever:

Hahahaha

billy93099:

I #found probably one of my favorite gifts ever after it being lost for a year! @mikefalzone is probably my favorite #youtuber and his #book is awesome and I was really sad when I lost it, But it’s back now and I’m really excited! I’m gonna read the shrek out of this book. Thanks @jnfraner for getting it for me! #mikefalzone #reallysmartdude

Thank you so much.

billy93099:

I #found probably one of my favorite gifts ever after it being lost for a year! @mikefalzone is probably my favorite #youtuber and his #book is awesome and I was really sad when I lost it, But it’s back now and I’m really excited! I’m gonna read the shrek out of this book. Thanks @jnfraner for getting it for me! #mikefalzone #reallysmartdude

Thank you so much.

This song is about a poppy seed…

Featuring a smaller version of me on Vine.

It’s Sunday and I’m in love.

It’s Sunday and I’m in love.

devourer-of-gods:

pizzaforpresident:

im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid

Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better than they are.

Oooooooooooooooooooooops you dropped your true colors.

If you write music or are thinking about writing music, sit down, relax for 33 minutes and watch this.

More Things Real People Do In Bars

heh’BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

zanzaban:

Tweets From Far Away 2: Hurricane (by@mikefalzone)

mpalka:

"You’re gonna have to go ahead and get your hands dirty. Bounce those motherf**ckers. - Mike Falzone

"And beyond that what makes it even more interesting is that having pieces of shit in your life will kinda ruin it,  while having actual pieces of shit in your garden, help it grow. End of plant analogy." - Mike Falzone

Don’t think we don’t know how to weeeeeeeeed’em ouuuut. 

Yay! The garden of the mind is my favorite self-leadership analogy. HEY PEOPLE! Water your good flowers. Don’t waste any on the weeds. That’s why they’re called weeds, and not flowers. This makes me want to walk and talk every freakin leadership image that I have in my journal. Hey..there’s an idea.

Oh yeah, one more thing. If you can add value to shit, you can add value to anything. Sometimes, in life, you just have to down a shit sandwich to help yourself grow. Mike, that hand motion, you were plowing your mental garden!

Integrity is not a conditional word. It does not blow with the wind or change with the weather.    

Additional good point via Matt Palka….everybody Palka!