May 2012
realismandotherstuff asked: When will your book be available to everyone, rather than just those who pledged?
matokin asked: will you make your book available for the Kindle?
Anonymous asked: I don't have any money to buy your book right now :( But if I can't buy now, will it be available later?
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Siri, call Carly Rae Jepsen…maybe.
@mikefalzone
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“358 days out of the year, I don’t give a shit about sharks.”
– Michael C. Falzone
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There are only 10 hours left to order my book! →
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Feel so Close // When You Were Young - Calvin...
Anonymous asked: Unfirtunately, I wont have the money in time to get a signed copy. Will we be able to buy one by playlist 2013?
Anonymous asked: Mike, do you think you're arrogant?
kyooom asked: just became a backer for your new book ^^ I can't wait until august!!
it-sbrennadear-deactivated20120 asked: Hello! I would really love to have your book and was wondering if any are still available and if so how to get one?
Watchwhomadewho:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
AMAZING
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wrist-scars:
you don’t want to die alone wearing nothing but a suit and a marble stone wondering how it is now that you’re nothing but a place to put flowers on what would you do differently? would you smile back at me? before the age of 23, where does the time go? look at you now, show me where it hurts all of your regret living in the dirt crying now only seems like work and that’s the way to...
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I wish I could go back to 1993 and tell young Mike Falzone that, “In 2012 you’ll be sending a book that you wrote to David Copperfield.”
deartrishax asked: you're definitely my youtube crush >:) ..was that creepy? prrrrobably
Anonymous asked: You seem to be a great advice man. Please help me out here. I've liked my friend for a very long time. I've been around for all his serious girls...just pushed to the back burner. Now that he's been single for a while and I want to make it known that I would like to form a relationship. I mean we have hooked up, but never really talked about it. The tricky thing is once its out...
coco-mari asked: So, I've already made a plan for when i receive a copy of your book. I will be going into local book stores and set the book down strategically and wait for people to "walk by", i will then pick it up and say in a decent volume but making sure i'm heard, "Oh finally i found this book! It's been so hard to find because it's just SOOOOO good." I will then turn...
Anonymous asked: how old art thou?
Anonymous asked: I'm one of those guys who can't decipher his feelings. Often my feelings just disappear one day and are back the next. How am I supposed to know if I like someone if my feelings come and go the way they do?
Anonymous asked: How would one approach you with the intentions of going on a date with you?
Anonymous asked: I've been in a relationship with the same guy for five years, and he's amazing, and treats me right, and I love him to pieces, but I sometimes worry that this, right now, is our relationship. It's not going to progress any farther, but it's not going to decline, either. He doesn't want to move it together, or take any form of 'next step'. Not saying this is bad,...
portiera asked: ok i just have to tell you that you're so cute just aw
frozoneyogurt asked: Dearest Michael, Can you post a cover of TLC's top hit "No Scrubs" I have been missing your covers on my homepage lately and it just hit me how much joy that would bring the world. Purty please?
Anonymous asked: Maybe you can shed some light on this. Why do people give mixed signals? I find it incredibly annoying, but then I find myself doing it so . . . I'm not sure why.
realismandotherstuff asked: Yes, but what if they DO NOT show it?
realismandotherstuff asked: How do you know if someone, in truth, cares about you?
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“Boob Cake” - Craig’s List Prank...
creedsthoughtss asked: Mike, I'm really sad because my ex boyfriend just got a new girlfriend. It's been 4 months and we only dated for a year so it's not a big deal I guess, but I'm still sad. How do I get over it?
my-life-as-alex asked: i just have to say you're amazing...your videos are great. "how to get broken up with" really helped me, i just got dumped and the end of that video made me really happy! thanks! you give great advice...i would love to read your book :)
realismandotherstuff asked: Mike, I'm an experienced simpleton and a bit of an idiot. I'm also an atheist so I'm usually discriminated, whatever. Anyway, I have no idea what I deserve as a human being and it tends to create problems in everything involving me and other humans. So how the fuck do you figure out what you deserve?
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