March 2012
narcissisticdownpour asked: Writing a book is hard work. I've been working on mine for 7 years (oy) so I commend you on tackling this monster. I think you'll be great. I mean you are great, but I think you'll be great at writing a book too. You know what I mean.
jessicathinks asked: I wish this book of yours could have a midnight release party. I would dress up like batman and sit outside of a Barnes & Noble with other fans wearing adult diapers or dressed as Doug chanting "this is gonna be awesome" as we patiently waited for our copy of said book so we could go home and read it at 1am and immediately post about it all over the internet.
February 2012
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sleeplessinsomniacnights asked: I'm so excited that you're writing a book! Can't wait to see it. (:
Anonymous asked: what is your book about?
iknowtheresabetterway asked: I just wanted to know that you are my solution to every roommate problem I have. I put my headphones in and listen to almost half serious and ignore her. It works perfectly every time and puts me in a better mood lol. So thanks!
meaganharman asked: I love it when you write little life stories on here. I think you're an awesome writer. You make me laugh. (Fucking talented at EVERYTHING. Sorely jealous.) P.S. When do you think the PEDJ book will be out, eh???
theaxispowers asked: are you single? ;)
idotherock asked: I am really glad that you exist. I saw some of your youtube videos today, and you seem like a genuinely fantastic dude. Thanks for the smiles and the laughs!
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MORE tweets from the 12 year old across the street...
“9:59 may be back on twitter”
“What ever it takes don’t give up”
“My head hurts some times but I really don’t know why not from head eggs”
“Trying to do a trick takes time”
“Need to do weight lifting”
“I thought some jack ass broke in my window”
“Fuck Adolf hiter”
“Sort of miss the old...
duranzilla asked: totes to that. the new vid rules. btw, i'll see you tonight brudha. if there's room, could you play fairytale for me? :DDDDDD
suicidalstripper-deactivated201 asked: Just watched your new video, and I swear to god you said everything I'd been thinking in the past week.
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Tweets from the 12 year old that lives across the...
“If it was funny to have a cake fight I would”
“Thinking what to tomorrow”
“Some times of you want to buy something you don’t have the money for it”
“Just saw some kid fall down my stairs”
“If our time was 2:00pm right now that would be weird”
“Teachers bug me”
“Having to much snacks makes you fat”
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Anonymous asked: what is your xbox live gamer tag
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suicidalstripper-deactivated201 asked: Any chance you would do a cover of Bright eyes - Lover I don't have to love? That would just make my life.
Anonymous asked: Would you consider doing a cover of She Talks to Angels by The Black Crowes? I think it would sound so good with your voice :)
rennyintheimpala asked: I miss your hair from 2010. You should grow it out again.
suicidalstripper-deactivated201 asked: Your music makes me happy.
sammehwong asked: I kinda want to get a mike falzone related tattoo.. i bond with musician tattoo's more than like if i got a dove or something because music speaks to me more... but would you feel like thats creepy as shit? I sure hope not.
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Hey Tumblr artists...Listen up!
You know how amazing artists are always recreating disney princesses and old video game characters? Someone needs to do a dark representation of the old computer game “Ski Free”. That game was crazytown. There was no way to win. One minute you were a little carefree ski enthusiast, trying to get down a mountain (I’m assuming on vacation. Why not? You work hard, you deserve...
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Good to Bad.
imalaserpyupyu asked: Would you ever be actual friends with some of your fans even if they aren't one of the popular YouTube people? I feel like the obsessive creepers that have huge unrealistic crushes on YouTubers ruin it for the people that are interested in nifty conversations with people as seemingly awesome as you.
himselfcouldhavetheskies asked: Happy Valentines Day.
Anonymous asked: If Mike Falzone and Meghan Tonjes started a Valentines Day card company, one of those cards would read: (front) Hey sweet bitch (inside) I want to take all the heart shaped candies in the world and punch them into your face. (back) -every word is with love-
bagzbani asked: This is not a question. I would love to hear you talking about people who never fail to ask you when you're going to get married (never mind the fact that you're single), and also never fail to mention that all your siblings are already married.