I make music. I make people laugh. I do neither on purpose. @mikefalzone


Video made from a Tumblr ask I got this week:

Everything you need to know about highschool…before you even get there.

Just had the privilege of hosting the #WWE #NXT after show on @afterbuzztv with these beautiful babies!


I don’t think I can do any of these.

I’m gonna have so many abs

(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via har-binger)

Writing letters for “Welcome To Your Mailbox” on patreon.com/mikefalzone | #WelcomeToOurPodcast #ThankYou



Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.



Pro tip: feeling down? Watch Mike Falzone’s walk and talk playlist on YouTube. It’s like a bunch of pep talks in a row.

I mean…it’s not a bad idea.

wolflet asked: Btw you're my fave. Question is - where do I find boys who don't just want to have sex with me? Or is there anyway to deter them from thinking so? K tanks :)

Hi! I suppose you can find them wherever. It just takes a little of the ole “getting to know you”

Be clear about what you want and I think you’ll attract more of the same.

Oh, I guess there are always acceptations - but don’t meet dudes on apps.

The other day someone told me to go look for apartments on foot instead of over the internet (granted - moving across town - you know what I’m saying - pay attention). The idea is that the apartments you find on foot are less expensive because people know how easy it is to search online. hidden gems, if you will.

Thousands of ‘good things’ are waiting to be found. Always.

Go out. Pursue your interests and passions. You’ll find someone. Probably not tomorrow but…maybe? 

Anonymous asked: Mike any advice for someone who's mother makes them want to lie under the front wheels of a bus??